"Shoop" (shoopdawoop993)
11/13/2013 at 14:15 • Filed to: Corvette, C1 Corvette, Oppo, Oppositelock | 0 | 5 |
The 1959 Corvette Billiards Table
$25,000
This is the regulation billiards table whose base is molded from an original 1959 Chevrolet Corvette. Built in the U.S., the table meticulously reproduces the classic convertible from real chrome bumper to real chrome bumper, complete with gleaming grille, curves, and working versions of the trademark four headlights, which illuminate with a remote control. The four full-size whitewall tires have genuine steel rims and chrome covers ornamented with spinners, and authentic details include crossed racing flags in the cove area and Corvette emblems on the hood and deck lid. Finished in an auto body shop, the car is painted the original '59 Roman Red and Snowcrest White, shellacked with a layer of automotive clear coat, and hand-buffed and polished to a brilliant shine. Above the car is a tournament-size 4 1/2' x 9' pool table with a three-piece, felt-covered 1"-thick slate surface for impeccably flat, professional-caliber play. The table has solid hardwood rails, dense cushions for quick rebounds, and six drop pockets. Comes with cues, a set of regulation billiard balls, mock VIN and title. Plugs into AC. Special conditions and guarantee limitations apply. 130" L x 72" W x 32" D. (1,200 lbs.)
OR
$24,000
with only 34,000 miles
Body: A no hit body, never any fiberglass cracks
Paint: An extremely high dollar paint job, looks absolutely fantastic, tough to fault
Engine: 283/245 hp dual quads, not original short block
Transmission: Original 2 speed Powerglide
Interior: All new
Radio: Works well - original wonderbar
Gauges: All working except for clock
Tops: Two (2) detachable hardtop, almost like new, plexiglass is fantastic soft top is the original, black in color, needs replacing
Tires: 5 new, 6.70 x 15 wide whites Hub caps: original
Exhaust: All new
Chrome: All original, no replating done, no new pieces, shows some wear
Undercarriage: Original, unrestored condition, frame in great shape
You decide.
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> Shoop
11/13/2013 at 14:21 | 1 |
Fuck that table, it's stupid. I'll take the C1 please.
archovist
> Shoop
11/13/2013 at 14:21 | 0 |
I was just perusing the Hammacher catalog last night and saw that. It doesn't even say who made the table, and it's only 1" slate for crying out loud. I'd spend less than half that and get a Diamond table...
Crocket Bernet
> Shoop
11/13/2013 at 14:27 | 0 |
I feel like that table would be pretty shitty to play on.
Shoop
> archovist
11/13/2013 at 14:31 | 0 |
The only redeeming product?
The Authentic Morgan Three-Wheeler.
MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
> Shoop
11/13/2013 at 15:12 | 0 |
you sir, on your first post, have a clear decision on your hands.
C1, fuck the table.